the grammys

what a strange experience it was to walk down the red carpet.

i look left. oh, hey Usher.

i look right. mary j blige is in purple and doing a camera interview.

jamie fox is right behind her -- "yo mary j!"

someone brushes past me, the tail of her train drags next to my feet. she has a barcode tattooed on the back of her neck.

oh, it's just Pink.

the favorite person i saw was:

Andrea Bocelli.

:) :) :)

but now i am exhausted and

i would have much rather liked to lie in a field of grass with the sun shining down on my face, and smell pretty flowers all day long.

ahhh

[ps. if i was a legit blogger, i would give proper credit to all the photos that are on this page. butttt, i'm not. so i'll continue to violate copyright issues until i'm going to blog about something people actually care about.]